||My name is Shivani
Bhagat and I am bound to be the raddest person you meet. I’ve been called the
“brown Leslie Knope” because of the unholy amount of stationary I own as well
as my optimism for the state of our nation (Vote Bhagat 2040). My passions
include wading in my own tears and running away from butterflies. I love
existing and contemplating our place in the universe, but I save the latter for
Thursdays. One time I almost touched Joe Jonas’s biceps. My hobbies include
taking aesthetic pictures of my toy chameleon (Instagram: where_is_pascal) and
making up words (clapter should replace applause). Doctors hate me because I
have a second stomach just for Mexican food. I enjoy cooking, Marvel,
international politics, and being displayed in art museums.|
Me, me, me. I am nothing
other than your generic garden variety human (probably).
As you can tell from the
photo, I keep things lit. Literally lit. Because of this litness, you could
probably call me a pyromaniac. That, my friend, is totally fine because most of
the things I do, say, and drop are straight up fire *insert fire emoji x3 and
audio file of air horns here* lol. Jokes aside, I'm just a left-handed, average
height, queer-in-every-sense person who will talk to you about League of
Legends, Grouplove, Spongebob, or anything that gets you passionate for hours
on end. Also, I'm pretty spontaneous. Almost too much so. Literally 30 minutes
ago (it's 7:47 pm right now) I pierced my ears and I'm just now finishing this
bio which is due in less than an hour. So yeah, that's me in 130 words.
||Oh hey there, I didn't
see you. Oh me? I'm just busy writing a bio to the most captivating person I've
ever seen. Like this bio, you must be easy on the eyes so why don't we go for
coffee sometime and talk about puppies and The Office or How I met your mother.
Really I'm just your average hopeless romantic. Think of me and Jim Halpert
mixed with Ted Moseby. But more inclined to Mexican food.|
||One FAB Two FAB Red FAB
Blue FAB. Black FAB Blue FAB Old FAB New FAB. This one has a little star. This
one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are. Yes. Some are red. And
some are blue. Some are old. And some are new. Some may be a thinka. And this
one? Oh, boy, he’s named Dinka!
Like any fish he’s
roamed the warm tropics of Florida and ventured (regrettably...? NEVER) to the
cold of New Jersey, but once again, he has come on home to the great
south-land. Here’s to livin' la vida loca this year, yesterday, and tomorrow!
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||< sing this or it
doesn’t count >
Is this the real
life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from
(Don’t) open my eyes,
Just put my head down
I’m just a poor girl, I
need some chocolate,
Because I’m in GC, I’m
Double-E, Greek life
Any way the wind blows
I’m really excited for FAB, for FAB.
I’m from, Denver C-O,
The best state in the
Don’t debate me, I know
Eating, is my main
So bring me chocolate
and we’ll be best friends.
|Nishan Guna Sakaran
||Wanted: Tall, dark and
(not really) handsome, usually found throwing or chasing after circular pieces
of white plastic, or kicking a circular projectile in between two posts, or
just running after nothing in particular. Known to have obsessive compulsive disorder.
Or is that obsessive compulsive order. Order. Everything must be in order.
Except homework, homework usually isn't in order. Wait what was that? There's a
game tonight? Homework can wait. Known to love fried chicken, or fried
anything, or anything sweet, or food. Yes, food. Feed him and you shall be
rewarded with... a thank you. Beware, he will hold the door open for you if
you're his friend, but he will let it slam into your face once you're close
enough. Not especially funny, but he will try, so just laugh, or else.
Frequently seen on mountain peaks around the world or doing crazy things...
like bungee jumping or driving at 135mph down a Malaysian highway. What is life
pass-times include eating, sleeping, doing the bare minimum to stay alive,
eating, questioning every decision I have ever made, and the daily crossword.
If I could be any vegetable, I would be a fruit. My ideal first date involves
me doing things that guarantee that there won’t be a second date. I love
meeting new people and getting to know them. Don’t be offended if I forget your
name though, as I can barely remember what day of the week it is. I have the
memory of an elephant if that elephant didn’t have a very good memory. I want
to be a friend to all, so if you need a bro to bro out with and to get deep,
look no further, cause I’m pretty alright at best. I should be your role model
because I can do a sweet somersault. Get it? Because “role” and “somersault”?
||Known by most as Foxy
Roxy Hottie Hojjatie. Hobbies include pretending she’s Spanish at Mexican
restaurants, running five miles while blasting Future on the treadmill, eating
Kit-Kat bars, and day-dreaming about a job on SNL. Roxy has never been stung by
a bee, has been stuck in an elevator before, and has met T-Pain at Wal-Mart
while he was buying deodorant. She will probably laugh at 99% of the things you
say, but you’re probably not that funny to everyone else. Beware of hanging out
with her because she WILL find any opportunity to sing or hum an Ariana Grande
song or take a selfie with you. She is currently eyeing the jar of chocolate
sitting across the room so she is going to finish this sentence now. One last
thing: if you’re reading this she loves you xoxo!|
||I'm a Ramblin' Wreck
from Georgia Tech, and a hell of a [grilled cheese chef],
A helluva, helluva,
helluva, helluva, hell of a [monopoly player].
Like all the jolly good
fellows, I [SCUBA dive in my spare time],
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck
from Georgia Tech and a hell of a [biomedical] engineer.
Oh! If I had a
[dollar], sir, I'd [buy a pack of skittles and eat them by color],
And put [the wrapper]
in [the] campus [trash can] to cheer [up the Earth].
But if I [had to pick a
ninja turtle], sir, I'[d choose Leonardo],
He would yell, 'To hell
with Georgia!' like [I] do.
Oh, I wish I had a
barrel of [my mom's brownies and House episodes] three thousand pounds,
A [huge beanbag] to
[enjoy] it in and a [bunch of friends] [a]round.
I'd [sing] to all the
[Bruno Mars songs] who come [on my Pandora station].
I'm a ram[FAB]blin',
gam[FAB]blin', hell of an engineer!
my motivation one month ago at Georgia Tech, and in place of it, I developed a
strange love for ridiculous dancing and falling asleep while doing HW in my
bed. Luckily it was returned to me, but the enthusiasm was taken. If it was
Buzz who took it, I'm giving them the next four (or five) years to message me
and return my enthusiasm. At FAB:30 PM I will file a grade change request and
my professors will use my grades from before and after high school to find the
perpetrator. I doubt the consequences will be worth my motivation, and I have
no desire to negatively impact someone's college career because of their one
dumb decision, so I'm giving you an out without consequence. Your choice, kiddo.|
taking KOR1001 so that I can meet CL from 2ne1.
an ape. Bangin' on my chest.
one day like to meet 21 Savage and give him some throat medicine.
actually the fire emoji.
be your friend if you approach him and give him some amount of cash.
last point is a lie please be my friend i have no friends my girlfriend left me
and i haven't done anything but eat spaghetti for the past 25 days someone help
food: Omelettes from Jennita at Brittain dining hall.
(insert time of day) everyone!
Nick Loprinzo, a first year ME currently pursuing my Ph.D. in D.A.B.
(Distributing Ample Bliss). My life purpose is to make YOU happy in any way I
can whether that’s acting silly, planning clutch destress events or providing a
shoulder to lean on. FYI, If you see a guy walking around campus
enthusiastically singing or humming, he’s not weird. That’s just me being me!
I’d really like to get to know all of you, so please feel free to sing along!
skills: balloon animals, lack of shame
Quote: “I can resist everything except temptation” Oscar Wilde
Artists: Panic! At the Disco, 21 Pilots
Addiction: Dabbing (no help needed)
to: Lopringles, Scooby Nick Doo (Scoobz), man
you ever broken a bone? Yes …my hand… tickle fight :)
Northern Virgina born and raised, with some doggos is how I spent most of my
out, maxin', relaxing all cool, I was studying some physics outside the school,
a couple of guys, they were up to some good, starting talkin up a club in the
asked ‘em about it and my guys got rad, they said "You gotta join a lil
club called FAB!"
whistled for a plane and when it came near
destination said Georgia Tech, DC in the mirror
anything I could say that this school struck a cord
thought, "Hey, lets do this, Freshman Activities Board!"
I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, I think there's hope for everyone."
eyes realize real lies.
engineering major from Kennesaw, but I'm not going to install wires in your
of my stories start out interesting, but then people ask me what the point is
by the time I get to the end. Like this one time I went to this restaurant in
Paris and my friends didn't want to eat our pizza, so I ate all of the apples
off the pizza.
you ever see me in a dining hall, say "bone apple tea" and I will
definitely start crying and laughing.
mastered the art of saying I'm going to take a 15 minute nap and actually doing
don't binge watch on Netflix like most millennials, but I'm in the process of
watching every episode of Degrassi ever made. I just wanna know what Liberty's
purpose is, and why JT falls in love so easily.
is more important than dogs and good reaction pictures.
My name is Luke Muehring. I'm currently a first-year at Tech studying
Electrical Engineering. I do competitive rock climbing, and am actively
involved with the Climbing Club and HyTech Racing (as well as FAB, of course!).
I like building computers, sneakers, AmeriCone Dream, sleep, trap music, and
zesty/spicy/fresh/dank memes. If you'd like to get to know more about me, check
out my Instagram: @lukemuehring|
at a very young age, I have always known that pudding tastes better with a
plastic spoon. Food. Okay now that that has been established, I feel bad for
seedless watermelons because what if they wanted to have babies? I also
constantly try to elevate small talk to medium talk. Now, I am going to reveal
the two secrets to my success: 1) Dont reveal everything.
fact, I have also been recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
So don't mess with me. I am a business major so I will leave you with this: 90%
of your problems can be solved by marketing.
Solving the other 10% just requires good procrastination skills. Deuces.
people, so my name is Katie Popp but if you're typing out my last name and it
autocorrects to Poop, I totally understand and u don't have to apologize 30
times. Honestly I'm pretty basic besides the fact that my birthday is on
Christmas so sometimes I like to scare little kids into behaving by telling
them that I'm basically Jesus. One time I almost knowingly killed myself
because I ate a crepe every single day for 18 days straight knowing that i have
celiac disease which basically means crepes kill me. I wear a royal blue watch
everywhere I go and I also have an oddly small pinky toe so that's why I rarely
wear flip flops. I'm sorry I'm super lame and this isn't as cool as everyone
else's so pls don't kick me out.|
Magazine names him the "Cuddliest Man of 2016"
Stones say that "His Spotify playlists are lit fam!! ? ? ? ?"
Geographic - "His abs are the Eighth Wonder of the Modern World!"
memes have their own section in People.
workout regimes have immediate results.
has filled the National PokeDex...TWICE!
want him. Men wanna be him.
this is his epic and totally accurate bio,
FAB"S ONE AND ONLY JERMIAH RUSSELL!
Katie. I live in England. Yes. I don’t have a british accent. It’s okay. Yes. I
know it’s unfortunate. Thank you for the constant reminders.
I don’t appreciate: Stairs with horrible rise-over-runs
I appreciate: Gifs, mangoes, whipped cream, sarcasm, the word “pumpernickel,”
people who can do the worm
I can’t do: the worm
things I can’t do: be funny on command
you’re still reading… props to you! I’m gonna give you get a gold star for your
efforts. Yay!! #goyou #hashtagsarecool #iswear
#lookslikethenameofaniCarlyepisode #mirandacosgrove #drakeandjosh
#hugmebrothaaa #MEGAN! #https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7pOcHG2kbQ
||Hello! My name is Taylor, and I am majoring in
Biomedical Engineering (BME= Best Major Ever).
I'm from New Orleans, Louisiana and no, I do not live in a swamp. I enjoy Birkenstocks, my cat, The Walking
Dead, and FAB, of course. When I'm not
in class, I'm either reading a good book, playing music, or boxing. I'm so excited to be a part of FAB and can't
wait to make this year a great one.|
from the pinky of a previous version, the current surviving member of the
species collinus fababa originates from Texas. From an early age, it was raised
alongside a pack of Pembroke Welsh corgis and hunts wild avocados as its
primary source of energy. When its head is not buried in a textbook as a
defensive mechanism to avoid the half smiles of people it met before but
doesn't quite remember the name of, Collin enjoys cooking/burning food and
"getting lit". It is reported to have been recently sighted in its
natural Starbucks habitat planning events for an upcoming FABulous year ahead.|
the tune of "Don't Stop Believing") Just a suburban girl, studies
hard and loves to sing. She'd beat a 5-year old girl with her obsession with
a Georgia peach...living in an Indian family. She took the 9:00 am MARTA to
Georgia Tech. She saw the missing "T"'s, inhaled surritos and
lemonade iced tea. Asked a student what he loved about Tech, he went on and on
and on and on...
SHE'S HERE! Searching for another TSwift fan...LONG HAIR WHIPPING IN THE
HEAT!(I like using it as a scarf. And a mustache. Don't judge)
A RAVENCLAW! BIO MAJOR BUT NOT PRE-MED, SHE LISTENS TO THE
BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!(mostly because of my mom)
IS THIS CREATURE? THE ONE WHO LOVES DYSTOPIAN NOVELS, TRAVELLING, KARAOKE, AND
IS VUNYA? A FAB-BER AND SINGER BUT MOSTLY A CONNOISSEUR OF CORGIS!!!!!!!!
Rainy Sundays, butterflies, dancing on beat, dancing off beat, Tyrion
Lannister, fluffy dogs, making people smile, any Disney movie ever, that snort
that comes when you laugh too hard, getting off the metro in Paris, dark sea
salt chocolate, the Pixar lamp, peeling the screen protector off a new iPhone,
looking at the Bank of America building at night when it's all lit up.
Cat hair (I love cats, just not their hair because it makes me sneeze), sitting
damp grass, death metal music, Pepsi, Toby Flenderson, and outgrowing my
favorite pair of shoes.
when the stars align and I catch some free time lurking in my room, I watch an
episode of South Park before realizing that the free is actually an illusion.
For the rest of my time you can find me anywhere on campus doing all of the
activities humanly possible like studying, studying, and eating. But when not
living the life of a stereotypical Tech student I dabble in music where I
listen to everything from the Four Seasons to Kendrick, but my main genres are
rap and classic rock. When it comes to movies, just mention Tarantino and we
can be best friends. I'm trying to learn how to climb, but free time is truly
an illusion created by our imagination and I can't seem to make enough.
is an industrial engineering major from Manhattan Beach, CA (where the TV show
Jane the Virgin is filmed). She would consider herself a pizza enthusiast and
is a big fan of the Bachelor Series and Gossip Girl. She is also loud and won
the "Most Talkative" yearbook superlative during her Senior Year of
High School. Katie personally knows 100% of the 2014 US Olympic Figure Skating
Team (and the alternates), loves bitmojis, and is SUPER excited to be a member
of GT’s Freshman Activities Board. She also frequently receives puns based on
her last name. (“WAHHHHHts up?”) Fun
Fact: Rather than listening to music while she studies, she listens to the
audio of TV shows that she has previously watched.|
My name's Jarah (like Sarah but with a J). I'm from Acworth, Georgia, and I'm
majoring in Biochemistry. I have an unhealthy obsession with peanut butter,
oranges, and Netflix. I also have a poodle named Pierre and I'm really bad at
cracking jokes. Other than FAB, I'm involved in The Society of Women Engineers
(even though I'm not an engineer). I'm really excited about FAB and I'm looking
forward to an awesome year!|
name is Nick Worthington and I am the tallest of the three Nicks on FAB. Some
people who inspire me include Michael Phelps, Babe Ruth, and Seth Powers from
Ned’s Declassified: School Survival Guide. If you see me around campus on my
way to class, I am probably thinking too hard about having smooth walking
mechanics, and not hard enough about my future. Some of my talents include the
Rubik’s cube, having lots of freckles, and elevating small talk to medium talk.
People often ask me how I became so charming, and I think it’s because charming
has 8 letters and so does Nickkkkk.|